Wednesday, 23 March 2011

When not to murder someone

I read somewhere that you should not murder someone who is about to commit suicide. Also Twitter has 190 million users who all twit an average of 35 characters per twit. Twitter has a maximum of 140 characters per twit who twits. Is this not another form of text messaging? I hear Bill Gates and John Job, that Dark Apple side fellow, sobbing uncontrollably.

Words of wisdom, never murder someone who is about to commit suicide. Never knowingly knock a Badger down in your oversized, over price, 4X4 recreation vehicle. The reason why I say that is, the inventor of the Beetle, Professor Volkswagen, was heard to say; Never murder someone who is about to commit suicide, let them buy a Beetle first.

That my friends is 144 words and so much more than those Twit's who Twit.

1 comment:

  1. Professor Volkswagen!! Herr Porche invented the Beetle. Well thats what we told in SA and we have had propeganda all our lives... how is your back brother?

    ReplyDelete