Thursday, 20 January 2011

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Broadband, Detective Bloggs paid me a visit. This is the Wiki leaks latest update. I could be sent to Boot camp or something equally strenuous. For those amongst us who are worried about our broadband. Think on this, without broadband we would have to buy newspapers or, god forbid, listen to the radio. Detective Bloggs is challenged, IT challenged, more mentally retarded but we must not be too nasty. He was interested in a man from Georgedale and his relationship to his broadband. I was a little perplexed but after some thought I assumed it was all about sampling the hams, salamis and those exotic olives, they do play havoc on the broadband. Enough I say about broadband, we have not heard from Ozdale, Faydale or even the manor house at Musmead. Once all the information is in we will send you the results of this intriguing survey. It does remind me of the Doomsday Book, so long ago.

Merlin is sending a toy monkey around the world to all the theme parks and resorts to raise awareness to the pleit of the undernourished stool deprived volunteers of the rich trust. It is a very good idea as the toy monkey gets to ride on all those awesome events, watched by a gullible public who have waited 2 hours for a 3 minute ride, throwing good money at him, Merlin are especially brilliant in that they take a 90% cut of the charity to pay their directors. This is capitalism at its best; we learn from the banks, steal from the poor and give to the rich.

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