Friday, 20 May 2011

Are we having meat for supper?



Yes I answered, a fowl was found dead at Tesco just after 4 this afternoon, the fowl is currently roasting in the oven. Two lamb chops, found close by, are being grilled. Fowl play is suspected, the fowl was murdered. A jam doughnut has been taken into custard.

So you think that is mad, think on the bunny huggers and the dear runners, the farmers who have 50 to 60 deer graze the grass, grown for their heifers and you will understand why Bambi may not be the most endearing creature around. In the rural areas they are getting to be a major problem. Mally of Musmead Manor has been seen telling off those pesky Sika Deer (Cervus nippon, also known as the Spotted Deer or the Japanese Deer). I do believe the Sika deer's days of over indulgence are nearing the end.

Changing the subject but I do wonder why all conductors seem to be having bad hair days every time they conduct?

Pamagor has a pair of deer in the garden of his Cornish home, they can be seen all year round as they happily eat the balanced diet only Pamagor would give. I know this sounds strange but rumour has it that he is quite fond of venison, maybe the deer are like his chicken, fit for purpose.

Today I travelled the clouds in search of DNS's and mails, what will this ever changing world bring tomorrow. I do wonder how we will synchronise our calendars through Cloud Google? Maybe the Dark Lord will enlighten us. The only known expert in that field and we must ask the question? Can we trust him after the bites becoming pips, leopards biting apples may solve the uncertainty and shut the gate on this whole soft small matter.

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