We were given storm alerts from those weathermen who forecast the weather, the storm came and went and we missed it but not so some other unfortunate souls. During the night a town councillor was tragically squashed by a falling house. 108 year old Ms Wormwood was going about her daily business of casting spells when the aforementioned house fell from the sky leaving nothing more than her ruby slippers on show. Police say they are questioning a 23 year old woman about the incident but have also detained a scarecrow, a tin man and a cowardly lion. Insiders blame the recent cyclone that swept through for the falling house, however locals report that several thugs, possibly from Wool, were seen running away from the scene at 4am this morning, when St Jude was at her most rambunctious. In other news a gardner has reported that a pot plant toppled over leaving a devastating mess on the patio..