Breaking news. Gary Smith of the Middle Smiths has found God and has joined this ancient cult. Here he is seen performing a wedding from his holy notes. The Lord is surely watching over this devoted proclaimer of peace and right. We can only marvel at the talent and righteous capacity for exploring the world of the devotees.
Gary is in training to cycle 120kms to spread the word and Daniel can now say with pride 'I am the son of a preacher man'. But wait you might say, he has gone to the dark side. That is true but in defence of the Right Reverent Gary Smith, it is only in the technology sphere of our universe. Adam and Eve ate the Apple but Gary only uses the technology to further enlighten the masses. All Hail the Preacher Man.